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Breaking Dawn

zarzamora — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 23:57:35 +0000

Awesome. That’s all I have to say. Everything you expect in a movie: love, action, tension, tears, sadness, expectation and humor. It was fun to watch. Love the scene when Jacob meet Renesmee. I can’t wait for the second part!

Rio

zarzamora — Sat, 01 Oct 2011 22:55:57 +0000

Love it! I just watched it (I know, I’m behind) and it’s funny, cute and happy. Nigel, the Cockatoo is hilarious!! If you haven’t seen it yet, thumbs up!!

Jola!

zarzamora — Tue, 19 Jul 2011 22:28:36 +0000

I’ll tell you. I don’t think I have seen a movie so crazy, bizarre and odd as Rango. I laughed myself silly at all the oddities and craziness this movie has. And then realizing how many good actors are in it, it’s nuts! But it was fun. I rented the video yesterday (I don’t go to the movies unless it’s a must see movie). Rango is witty, nutty, giddy, goofy and insane. And all those hideously gorgeous desert creatures were fascinating and charming. Although it’s animated (awesome), some of the language is kind of crude for little ones and most of it will be ignored or not understood. However, the offbeat story was the best. I couldn’t stop laughing at some of the quotes. Some of my favorites:

Rango: It is far better to nourish worms than to live without love!

Rango: My character’s undefined? That’s absurd! I know who I am. I’m theeee….I’m the guy! The protagonist, the hero! Every story needs a hero! I mean, who else is better qualified to bask in the adulation of his numerous companions!

Rango: I couldn’t help but notice you noticing me noticing you. You know the womens find me uncomfortably good looking. But you seem remarkably at ease

Rango: Nothing?! Your delusional quest just ruined my life! I had an incredibly complex social network going! Highly sophisticated friends! I was very popular!

Rango: I think the metaphor broke my spleen!

Beans: I got a beat on you, stranger. You get up real slow. Unless you wanna spend a big part of your afternoon pickin’ your face back together!

Rango: That’s what I said! Hell, I’ve seen things make a grown man lose control of his glandular function. You spend three days in a horse carcass, livin’ off you own juices. It’ll change a man!

Bad Bill: If I see you’re face in this town again I’m gonna slice it off and use it to wipe my unmentionables

Rango: And if you don’t wanna reconsider, I’m a considerably, considerin’ it myself!

Rango: When you see me comin’, stand aside. I take large steps and I don’t want none of you hassie’s gettin’ your bodily fluids on my boots!

Señor Flan: And so the stranger basks in the adulation of his new friends. Sinking deeper into the guacamole of his own deception

Mayor: Vintage rain water, from the great deluge. Oh, not Noah’s deluge. Goodness, I’m not that old!

Rango: Quite you savages! Stop your battlin’. You’re effectin’ my cogitation

Elgin: That ain’t nothin’. I coughed up a whole tribe of pygmies. They started lookin’ at me weird

Spoons: I found a human spinal column in my fecal matter once

Rango: Luckily, I’m immune to his venom. Put some in my coffee just to give it a little tang

Rango: Sir, you have defiled and desecrated the very sustenance of our livelihood!

Rango: I don’t know. But I’m gonna strip away this mystery and expose it’s private parts!

Rango: Somethin’ you said keeps rattlin’ around in my frontal lobe

Rango: Oh, yeah! Starts out slow like a fungus… Pretty soon we’re eatin’ our children and then dogs and cats are gettin’ together to create all sorts of mutant aberrations!

Rango: No need to panic. But I think you just swallowed Plan B

Señor Flan: And although he is certain to die, perhaps from uh…a household accident, which accounts for sixty five percent of all unnatural deaths. The people of the village will always remember, the name of the one who saved them: RANGO!!

Love this movie!

The End

zarzamora — Sun, 17 Jul 2011 16:47:19 +0000

That’s it. There is no more. Harry Potter finally put a stop to his long life of pain and sorrow. No more persecutions, no more anguish of tomorrow. Done. Now he can move on. And so are we. Ten long years waiting for this final moment. I would say I was sad to watch this movie for I know there won’t be any more. Waiting for the next release it was like waiting for a friend to come visit every year. Now that friend is gone and a sense of loss is setting in

One thing’s for sure. I will never look at Snape the same way. Now I can understand a few of his actions and the reason behind his demeanor toward Harry. It’s like the story of Anakin. Once I saw the last 3 Star Wars I could never see Darth Vader as before. The evil, mechanical villain turned out to be just a suffering human being. Everything changes when we see the other side of the coin

My favorite part? Seeing the trio older, sending their kids of to Hogwarts. It reminded me of when they were that age. So cute!! And so, the story begins again

Many people see these stories as dark, filled with sorcery and witchcraft. I see them as stories of friendship, love, loyalty, perseverance and dignity. Good always prevails over evil. If I stay true to myself and my convictions, I will overpower anything destructive that come my way

So long, Harry Potter, you have been an inspiration

Legend Of The Guardians: The Owls Of Ga'Hoole

zarzamora — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 03:48:51 +0000

Absolutely love this movie! I didn’t care too much when I first started watching but changed my mind as soon as I saw the beautiful owls

It’s an amazing story of love, honor and friendship mix with betrayal and jealousy. The owls look so real it’s incredible. Kudos to Zack Snyder for his direction

Longline: A young owl escapes from the evil Pure Ones in search of the Great Tree, home of the mythic winged warriors, the Guardians of Ga’Hoole – his only hope of defeating the Pure Ones and saving the owl kingdoms

Very entertaining and magical